A Man Walks Into A Bar.......

Jokes about drinking,have been around for years.It may not always be about a man walking into a bar,it could be a London  bus, Kangaroo or even a House.


A brain and a jump lead go into a pub and order some drinks.
The barman says "I'm not serving you two!"
"Why?" asked the brain.
The barman replies, " Because you are out of your skull and he is bound to start something".


A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms. "I just brought this fella as a pet." he explained. "We have no children, so he's going to live with us,just like one of the family. He'll eat at our table,even sleep in the bed with me and the wife."
"But what about the smell?" Someone asked. "Oh, he'll just have to get used to it,the same way I did."


A drunk staggers into a hotel and asks the receptionist for key to room 210. "I'm sorry sir" the receptionist replied, "but that room is occupied." " Not at the moment it  isn't" the drunk replied, "I just fell out of the window."


A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."


A baby seal waddles into a bar and sits down."What can I get you?"  asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."